2:6 And so, Gir made the first life on earth. His name, 'Twas piggy, and he created life as we know it from a single slice of bacon. 2:7 Piggy was a kind and noble creature who enjoyed the simpler things in life such as rolling in mud and on the floor. c:
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..or did you think I meant spies, convicts, and/or extreme microbial close-ups?